It is now scientifically proven that I am genetically superior to all of you. I am the child of a new breed of human of a higher intellectual capacity.
And, even better, if you don’t find what I’m saying totally %$#^&@$%-ing hilarious, you have doubtlessly suffered extensive damage parahippocampal gyrus in your right brain. (heh, loser.)
According to Yahoo, detecting (ahem) “sarcasm” is a sign of evolutionary superiority and, evolutionary biologists claim that sociality is what has made humans such a successful species.
Sarcasm a sign of success.
I always suspected.